I'm actually at work right now, on the computer. You see, they've run out of work for me to do, so baisically I answer phones and take messages and eat candy and hang out with Veena and Mary at the front desk and feel nautious from the candy, and update my livejournal and play spidersolitare, which is the cheat kind, and do a little summer reading, and read stuff from schnoogle, and do ALL the quizzes on quizzilla and do all the generators on gurl.com and -HANG ON, I've got a call on line 1. Okay so anyway, life is good, and I like answering the phone and paging "scott, you have a call on line 1- scott, line 1" and saying "Good morning/afternoon, Berg Consultants. How may I help you?" Thirty bucks a day for this? Pretty nifty. Oooh, I get to page someone!! Ok I'm done with paging. Anyway, in other news...I want to create a new AIM screename because The Originol One is stupid and cocky and ugly and sounds kind of like a Facist God. And I do not want that. So leave all your silly suggestions at my EMAIL (theoriginaldrama@aol.com) or you could just leave them in comments. And since pretty much the only person who comments is Steve, and sometimes Peter, you guys better make them good. I appreciate your commentary. a-HEM. so comment now, readers, and I will consider loving you...in a couple years. Goodbye.

-The Comment Whore